Roseanne
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Beverly: Would it be rude of me to take my coffee in my room?
Roseanne: Go for it.
Jackie: Absolutely not.
The beads are ground, mom. They're dust!
Jackie
Don't you think Bev would be more comfortable in your spare bedroom?
Dan
Roseanne: Jackie, did you know mom sleepwalks?
Jackie: Oh, that's dangerous. I heard if you leave your front door wide open a sleepwalker could wonder right out into traffic. I'm talking wide open.
While I have been picking up kids clothes, dealing with meltdowns, and cleaning up vomit you're dating a crayon.
Darlene
It's a decorating choice called poverty.
Darlene
Darlene: Why are you coming in through the window anyway?
David: Does your dad still live here?
Darlene: Yeah.
David: That's why I'm coming in through the window.
I'm vegan now. I have no upper arm strength.
David
Bev: What? I had sex. Is that so difficult to imagine?
Jackie: Not anymore. Now it's hard to stop imagining.
Hello Jackie. You look tired.
Bev
There is no reason to ever leave your family. You may think about it. You may dream about it. You may gas up your bike and make sandwiches, but you don't ever do it.
Dan
Oh he can walk in here. He just won't be able to walk out.
Dan
