Popular Royal Pains Quotes
We should probably be more concerned about Emma right now.
Evan
Nothing feels worse than disappointing family. Trust me, I have been doing it to Hank for years.
Evan
That's what family is---people you depend on when you run out of options.
Evan
I think he's trying to talk you into letting him in.
Paige
Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.
Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.
This hospital is non-partisan, Paige. We kiss all VIP asses equally.
Evan
Life just keeps throwing us curve balls, doesn’t it? Curve balls filled with anxiety.
Hank
Even my dad, the reformed hustler and flake has beaten me to the altar.
Hank
Me and my underdog sperm will by right here when you get back, screening the movie Rudy for inspiration.
Evan
This situation is dire enough as it is, wouldn't you agree? Concealing it or even the appearance of concealing it can only aggravate it and me further. Am I clear?
Boris
If your head needs to roll, I will be the one to drop the blade.
Boris
