RuPaul's Drag Race
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The truth is, when people are super vulnerable, we fall in love with them. That’s the hard point is being willing to be honest.
Ross Mathews: You have had a pivot in this competition where you’ve really gone all-in on your weird.
Crystal Methyd: I am weird, so sometimes I feel like people might not like that.
Whoopi Goldberg: F*** ‘em! Deesn’t matter. As long as you’re having a good time, we want to go where you’re going.
[In confessional] Sherry’s one-woman is … hilarious. But, you know, it’s supposed to be “Madam Sherry and the fish, Bubbles.” Where is the fish?!
Heidi Afrodite
Gigi Goode: Alright, I’ve just received word from the captain that we’re beginning our initial descent. On behalf of Brimstone Airways, I want to thank you for choosing us as your means of transportation today. And please, enjoy your stay … in Detroit.
[Everyone laughs and claps]
Gigi Goode: Thank you! Burn in hell! Go f*** yourself, Gary!
Ross Mathews: I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times: “Two Cox is always better than one.”
Michelle Visage: I agree.
RuPaul: That’s true. Bam!
RuPaul: Are you ready to give them the Drag Race fantasy of their lives?
Queens: Yes!!
RuPaul: Here they come. Just act natural, act natural.
[All the queens do dramatic poses]
Heidi N Closet: [In confessional] Top 6! Lord have mercy. All these bitches thought I was gonna be one of the first whores out this door, but baby look at me. Top 6!
[Heidi shows six fingers]
Heidi N Closet: And that was the right numbers of fingers, honey.
Crystal Methyd: Before I can bring you into the House of Methyd, I need to ask you one very important question: How do you feel about glitter?
Grace: I love glitter!
RuPaul: Can I get a “Amen” up in here?
Michelle Visage: Amen! Jeff Goldblum, call me!
Raven: “F*** the GOP, get in the G-A-P.”
[RuPaul and Heidi N Closet burst out into laughter]
Heidi N Closet: Now can that be stolen is the question.
Raven: You can have it.
Heidi N Closet: Okay, here we go!
You’re trying to become America’s Next Drag Superstar. Now, I don’t know what’s that like.
Raven
[RuPaul bursts into loud laughing]
Jaida Essence Hall: Look over there!
Jeff Goldblum: Where?!
[Heidi N Closet laughs]
Jeff Goldblum: She keeps fooling me with that “Look over there!” business.
Rachel Bloom: I know. I got a controversial question coming up.
Jeff Goldblum: Ohhhh … controversial question!
Rachel Bloom: Jeff, look over there!
Jeff Goldblum: Hey, where?!
[They all laugh]
Jeff Goldblum: I fall for it every time too.
