Widow Von’Du: Well Heidi, I know that you get a lot of s*** from pretty much everyone about how busted your mug is.
Heidi N Closet: Oh?
Widow Von’Du: So, I felt I should get you a new mug
[She pulls out a mug and everyone laughs]
Widow Von’Du: Try not to crack this one.

Gigi Goode: Crystal, now I know the judges are always saying that your makeup is just … umm … terrible. [Laughs] So, I got you the Season 1 filter, okay? It’s just a towel that you put over the lens of the camera.
[Everyone laughs]
Crystal Methyd: Thank you!

Jan: Everyone when I get home is gonna be so upset that she went home, and at least if there was any consolation, it could’ve been I would’ve won this challenge. I … it just sucks.
Jackie Cox: [In confessional] I think this is a build-up of weeks and weeks of her not breaking through to the judges. She also says she’s really upset about Brita, but I think it’s more that she’s upset neither her nor Brita have been able to live up to their reputations.

Widow is really selling the words and emotion of this song. I think Chaka Khan’s soul has now entered Widow and is coming alive on this stage.

Jackie Cox

Gigi Goode: Listen, Heidi, I …
[Heidi interrupts]
Gigi Goode: Go ahead.
Heidi N Closet: I never said I didn’t know why I was in the bottom.
Gigi Goode: I really respect you and what you do.
Heidi N Closet: I respect you, but I lost some respect for you today.
Gigi Goode: Ok. Well, I’ve spoken my peace.

RuPaul: I need to remind you that this is a mother of two. A mother … of two.
[All the judges laugh]
Michelle Visage: Two breasts.

[In confessional] Brita, you really just had to fight Gigi for this Cone Bra Madonna and you were in the bottom two last week, so you really got to step up your Madonna p**** now, girl!

Heidi N Closet

Widow Von’Du: [In confessional] Y’all know what time it is, ‘cause I do: it’s time to learn this cho-re-og-ra-phy! So, the b****** that were like “I’m a singer!” … well, guess what b****, I’m a dancer!”
[Laughs]

RuPaul: Now, let’s move on down here to Maria the Robot. Hi Maria!
Gigi Goode: [Moves robotically to RuPaul] What’s up, B****?
[Everyone laughs]

[As Bernadette Peters] There’s no business like show business, so let’s send in the clowns. Oh wait, they’re already here.

Jan

RuPaul Charles, done shook up the building. It’s the m*****-f****** Snatch Game! I’m excited!!!

Widow Von’Du

These b****** have been coming for me from Day One. Honestly, I’m not here for it. So, quiet Aiden isn’t going to be quiet for much longer.

Aiden Zhane

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 12 Quotes

Oh, god … I’m hella nervous right now! Because, with only being seven of us here, the microscope is on each and every one of us, and any little slip-up could send us right out that door.

Heidi N Closet

I can definitely tell that these other b****** are feeling some type of way about Ms. Crystal. But, y’all better be ready. The b**** is fierce!

Widow Von’Du