RuPaul's Drag Race
Fridays 8:00 PM on MTVRuPaul's Drag Race Season 12 Quotes
Widow Von’Du: Well Heidi, I know that you get a lot of s*** from pretty much everyone about how busted your mug is.
Heidi N Closet: Oh?
Widow Von’Du: So, I felt I should get you a new mug
[She pulls out a mug and everyone laughs]
Widow Von’Du: Try not to crack this one.
Gigi Goode: Crystal, now I know the judges are always saying that your makeup is just … umm … terrible. [Laughs] So, I got you the Season 1 filter, okay? It’s just a towel that you put over the lens of the camera.
[Everyone laughs]
Crystal Methyd: Thank you!
Jan: Everyone when I get home is gonna be so upset that she went home, and at least if there was any consolation, it could’ve been I would’ve won this challenge. I … it just sucks.
Jackie Cox: [In confessional] I think this is a build-up of weeks and weeks of her not breaking through to the judges. She also says she’s really upset about Brita, but I think it’s more that she’s upset neither her nor Brita have been able to live up to their reputations.
Widow is really selling the words and emotion of this song. I think Chaka Khan’s soul has now entered Widow and is coming alive on this stage.
Jackie Cox
Gigi Goode: Listen, Heidi, I …
[Heidi interrupts]
Gigi Goode: Go ahead.
Heidi N Closet: I never said I didn’t know why I was in the bottom.
Gigi Goode: I really respect you and what you do.
Heidi N Closet: I respect you, but I lost some respect for you today.
Gigi Goode: Ok. Well, I’ve spoken my peace.
RuPaul: I need to remind you that this is a mother of two. A mother … of two.
[All the judges laugh]
Michelle Visage: Two breasts.
[In confessional] Brita, you really just had to fight Gigi for this Cone Bra Madonna and you were in the bottom two last week, so you really got to step up your Madonna p**** now, girl!
Heidi N Closet
Widow Von’Du: [In confessional] Y’all know what time it is, ‘cause I do: it’s time to learn this cho-re-og-ra-phy! So, the b****** that were like “I’m a singer!” … well, guess what b****, I’m a dancer!”
[Laughs]
RuPaul: Now, let’s move on down here to Maria the Robot. Hi Maria!
Gigi Goode: [Moves robotically to RuPaul] What’s up, B****?
[Everyone laughs]
[As Bernadette Peters] There’s no business like show business, so let’s send in the clowns. Oh wait, they’re already here.
Jan
RuPaul Charles, done shook up the building. It’s the m*****-f****** Snatch Game! I’m excited!!!
Widow Von’Du
These b****** have been coming for me from Day One. Honestly, I’m not here for it. So, quiet Aiden isn’t going to be quiet for much longer.
Aiden Zhane