Samantha Who?
Samantha Who? Season 1 Quotes
Todd: I wanna be with you on your birthday. I wanna start clean with you. I wanna be part of your life again.
Samantha: It's my birthday?!
(voiceover) When they write the book of my life, what section will I be in? Mystery? Horror? Romance? Or just misfiled and jammed in the back under military history?
Samantha: No, I can't, I can't do it like this...
Todd: Sure you can, just hold under the civil war and put your foot on the Korean conflict.
Samantha: Thank you for helping me find this book on tanks.
Todd: No, tank you.
Andrea: Why didn't you tell me? I know fifteen euro trash partiers who could be here in five minutes.
Dena: It's Samantha's birthday party, you can't fill it with strangers.
Andrea: She has amneasia.
Dena: Start dialing.
(end voiceover) You know that thing about touching the plate after the waiter tells you it's hot? The most exciting time is that moment right before you touch it. After that, you're just an idiot sitting in a restaurant with a burnt finger. The truth is, as one who's had my share of meals, it's a lot more fun when you're not in pain.
A lot of work. All the photography, you know. I mean, enough with the weddings already. Take the money and buy a house people.
Todd
Samantha: My heart is still beating like crazy. You gotta feel this. (takes Dena's hand and places it on her chest)
Dena: Yeah, I'm kind of creeped out by the fact that there's something in our chests that's pumping blood. I do not like that.
Samantha: Andrea, you know something and I want to hear it.
Andrea: There was an incident a few years ago. You and I were coming out of a club.
Samantha: And?
Andrea: Sorry, usually by now, you're like "Oh my God" and then you remember everything.
Samantha: Just tell me the story!
Howard: Samantha, what the hell is going on in here?
Samantha: If I told you, I don't think you'd be very happy.
Howard: Well, I don't expect things to make me happy. I'm from a different generation.
...The meaning can be interpreted in countless ways, like that statue of a giant clothespin.
Well, that's what those artists do. They get these models drunk. They loosen their inhibitions and they sleep with them. You saw Titanic.
Regina