Scandal
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[to Fitz] Many a man has been undone by jealousy.
Cyrus
Olivia: Are you hacking?
Huck: Would you like me to explain it?
Olivia: That would ruin it for both of us.
Huck: Would you like me to get a gun?
Quinn: You have a gun?
Abby: I have one too.
Olivia: No guns!
Mellie: He can play with that baby for hours. I don't know how he does it. I don't have the patience.
Cyrus: Me either.
Olivia: I did what I had to for my client. I made a tough call. You don't like it, Abby, too bad. It's my name on that door, not yours.
Abby: Don't talk to me about tough calls or names on the door...When Charles fractured three of my ribs and broke my jaw and threw me out into the snow in my nightgown, Olivia Pope took a tire iron and broke his knee cap and got me the best divorce attorney in the state and got me out of that marriage. It's what Olivia does. It's who you are. You are the gladiator. I would gladly follow you over a cliff, but you've gotta show up. You gotta be a warrior. You don't get to pick and choose when the real Olivia Pope walks through that door. You made the wrong call.
[to Cyrus] Let Mellie be. That's how you fight her. Don't over think it. Just let her be. Let Mellie do what Mellie's going to do. When it comes to Fitz, Mellie's her own worst enemy. Eventually she's going to go too far and cross him. You just need to be there when she does.
Olivia
Whatever's wrong. We'll fix it. Just say you'll wait for me. Liv, say you'll wait for me.
Fitz
Billy: I know you didn't come in here to use the men's room. You might as well say it.
Olivia: You're a murderer.
Billy: I...I'm not proud of that.
[to Olivia] Leap of faith? It's swallowing tacks and expecting to puke up a unicorn.
Sally
[to Edison] Five, that's sexist and insulting. You'd never suggest Scooter Libby was screwing Dick Cheney. Four, the lengths you're going to try to twist this into a conspiracy are cause for concern. You should speak to someone about that. Three, the President is awake and talking and the suggestion that he isn't is partisan political crap that I thought you had enough integrity to rise above. Two, in the past three minutes, you have called me a criminal, a whore, an idiot, and a liar, so this is pretty much the last time we'll be speaking, so one, who I am or am not screwing, what I am or am not doing, is no longer any of your damn business.
Olivia
Where your husband is dipping his singing pen these days isn't really my concern.
Cyrus [to Mellie]
Fitz: I thought I said I didn't want a big party?
Mellie: Well, we can't always get what we want, can we?
