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[to Leo] My jaw was wired shut for 6 weeks and I still have a pin in it that gets me a sympathetic look every time I go through security at the airport. Two of my front teeth are fake and my collarbone hurts whenever it's going to rain. Charles did that to me, so yeah, you won. Yahtzee.
Abby
Leo: Yahtzee!
Abby: Did you just say Yahtzee?
My father is not a God. He is a man.
Olivia
Olivia: My father doesn't give me orders.
Tom: You think you, oh, you think you have a father? I am so sorry but you don't have a father. You have Command. You were raised by Command. Command doesn't have a family. Command has soliders. You take orders like any other soldier. You've been taking orders from Command since the day you were born.
You already have a plan, don't you? I've been Poped and I don't know it.
David
When a woman is President, they'll suddenly make First Lady an official paid position. The minute a man has to do it, it'll become a real job! I'm sorry, Elizabeth. I'm just so bored.
Mellie
Abby: I cannot cry in the White House.
Olivia: You can cry if you want to.
Abby: Press secretaries can't cry! It's, like, a rule!
Fitz: Can we think about finding a way to spend time together now that there's...hope?
Olivia: Well, it depends.
You may be command dad, but I have weapons at my disposable, weapons you can't possibly posses.
Olivia
Need I really remind you after all this time soldier, you can't take command. Command takes you.
Rowan
I won. I out-Poped Olivia Pope. Eat it sucka!
David
I could sit here and rattle on about being framed and your father being behind the whole thing but really that's just my word and why should you trust my word? I've been lying to you ever since we met, right? My word's not going to change anything, it can't. We both know in the end you're not going to choose me. That's okay, Olivia I want you to know I need you to know, not choosing me is okay.
Jake
