Ten dollars? Girl, be corrupt but have some pride.

Melissa

Oh, no, don’t you dare sing to me, you sicko! I shut down a dream ballet, I will shut down this!

Melissa

Have you heard the parable of the guy who helped the other guy, and it worked out for both of them?

Josh

Topher: Do you think there’s even more for me to learn about lovemaking?
Jenny: Yeah, definitely. It was great. But, you know, even Picasso kept taking lessons.

Happy endings don’t exist
But here’s a pearl you may have missed
Every day can be a happy beginning.

Oscar & Stephen

The magic wore off. Magic always does.

Narrator

Schmigadoon! Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Oh, no, don’t you dare sing to me, you sicko! I shut down a dream ballet, I will shut down this!

Melissa

Ten dollars? Girl, be corrupt but have some pride.

Melissa