Mel, please do not engage with the narrator.

Josh

Melissa: What year do you think this would even be?
Josh: I don’t know. It’s very unclear.

The world is crawling with the maggots of humanity’s failure. No light can shine through the layers of evil. Weather’s pretty good.

Dooley Blight

Dooley Blight: I’d love some ground beef!
Miss Codwell: Why, then, sir, you’re in luck/Which do you prefer? We’ve got Patty or Chuck!

Schmigadoon! Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Mel, please do not engage with the narrator.

Josh

Melissa: What year do you think this would even be?
Josh: I don’t know. It’s very unclear.