Schmigadoon!
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Schmigadoon! Season 1 Quotes
What you have just described is love. It is not something you can prove is there. It is something you choose to believe in.
Widow Lopez
Oh no, is this a dream ballet? No, no, we're not having a dream ballet. Okay? They're annoying and stupid. They slow everything down. Nobody likes a dream ballet. Nobody!
Melissa
Josh: You need to forgive your sister. Your mother. This whole thing is very Chinatown.
Carson: What?
Josh: It's a movie
Carson: Like Airbud?
Josh: Not like Airbud.
Widow Lopez: Do you love my son?
Doc Lopez: Mama, you're only here because you know how to drive.
Widow Lopez: Jorge, please. I have something I need to say. A week ago, my husband of fifty years died in my arms. When I buried him, it was like burying a part of me, so I think I know something of love. Tell me, do you love my son? You have one heart. Is he the one you want to give it to?
Melissa: You can't do this. I'm not the bad guy, here.
The Countess: You walked into my engagement and destroyed my future. That's called being the bad guy.
Melissa: Well, it's never explicitly stated, but I think you're a Nazi.
The Countess: Of course, I'm a Nazi.
I know it is bonkers for Jorge to choose me over you. You could have anyone. Alfred Hitchcock would turn down a custard pie to torture you. Love is weird.
Melissa
Danny Bailey: Well, well, well. I've walked these woods all my life. This is the first time I've come across a six-foot snake.
Josh: Six-one, actually. And my BMI's nineteen.
Josh: Why are you only in your underwear?
Carson: I'm not going to wear anything she gave me.
Josh: Then who gave you the underwear?
We can't just run away from the people we love because they're not perfect.
Josh
I know it's hard. Relationships are not like playing the kazoo. They take work, but they're worth it.
Josh
So we're not cheating. We're just exploiting a loophole. Gee, thanks!
Carson
Stop moping! You are gorgeous. You'll find someone else in no time.
Widow Lopez
