Toby: I was totally fine before Happy came into my life.
Sylvester: You were a dumpster fire.

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When is the last time you saw Happy laugh at anything?

Sylvester

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I hate that look. It makes me feel like I'm about to be diagnosed.

Sylvester

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• Added: October 26, 2015

Are you discussing a recent sporting contest?

Walter

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First rule of social mingling, be self depreciating.

Ray

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I don't do dangerous. I do calculations thereby eliminating the risk.

Walter

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• Added: October 26, 2015