Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 2 Episode 9: "US vs. UN vs. UK" Quotes
I don't think you know who exactly you're working with, but we're not killers.
Walter
MI6 is trained to be unreadable. It's like the CIA but with crumpets.
Toby
Hold on, I'm going to be carrying fake hands in my stomach?
Paige
We're going to get Paige pregnant.
Walter
They're geniuses. They always jump ahead.
Paige
My buddy at the track can get us some horse pee. Hey I'm Ray. Tell the Queen I say, whazzup.
Ray
Are you heading to England for a spot of tea?
Toby
Paige: Ralph doesn't care about gym.
Toby: All boys care about gym. It's Lord of the Flies in there, and getting picked last is painful.