Nothing could be finer than to be rescued by a miner.

Toby

Now I'm as lost as Macaulay Culkin in New York.

Happy

Walter: Yes, you're smart again that was the plan, so you could save us, not so you could gloat!
Toby: I can do both. Quiet, dummy let me think!

Toby: No, this is great!
Cabe: How is this great?
Toby: Because I'm the smartest one on this team! Now you're the Tobys!

Walter: Start wrapping.
Sly [beatboxing]: My name is Sylvester saving Toby's my goal. We better do it fast or there might be a black hole.
Happy: He meant wrapping cellophane, moron.

Walter: That is a smart idea, Paige.
Paige: Thank you, Walter.

I don't care about theories! I care about the reality of the explosion that kills all of us.

Sly

Happy: I feel like I normally say something here.
Cabe: Not good.
Happy: Yup, that's it.

Happy: I'm feeling a lot of anxiety right now. I don't like being stupid like Cabe and Paige.
Cabe: Thanks a lot.
Happy: I don't like not knowing how to solve things. I can't imagine living like this.
Paige: It's like they don't even know we're listening!

Man, it's annoying being smarter than them.

Cabe

Walter: If my IQ fell off a cliff, I'd basically be Toby.
Toby [to Happy]: See what you've started.

Happy: No medicine for you, wishy-washy. I should've figured as much from the lowest genius IQ on the team.
Toby: Geez, you're really mad at me.

Scorpion Season 4 Quotes

Happy: Ah, it's Walter.
Toby: Don't get it.
Happy: It could be work.
Toby: That's why I said don't get it.

Good morning, Walter. I brought bagels.
Walter: No time for bagels. I'm doing a musical number.
Sly: A musical? Fantastico!