Scrubs Season 4 Episode 22: "My Big Move" Quotes
Turk: Did you like it?
J.D.: Well that's kind of a trick question, Turk. I mean if I say yes, it's like I'm saying "damn dude, your wife is hot & I'd like to get me some of that". But if I say no then I'm all like "yo, I know she's your wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty".
J.D.'s narration: The silence was killing me...
Turk: You kissed my wife.
J.D.'s narration: I miss the silence.
Janitor: I'm not happy with my uniform.
Dr. Kelso: Ahh, new janitor uniforms, top priority. Right up there with silk jammies for the patients and a cat door for the ICU.
Janitor: I made some sketches.
Dr. Kelso: This one has a cape!
Janitor: That gives me the option of fighting crime...after work, of course...now this one got sort of a medieval thing going.
Dr. Kelso: Is he on a horse?
Janitor: It's his steed, sir...that's for clean-ups in outer space...this one's outer space, evening wear. This one's just a kangaroo...sometimes I draw kangaroos.
Jordan: Oh, Pedro, I can't seem to find my pencil. Do you have any idea where it might be?
Pedro: Oh it's right there between your bosoms, ma'am.
Jordan: Ma'am??? You just ma'amed your way out of me ever buying you beer again!
Ted: (Playfully punching the Janitor) Hey there, little boy blue!
Janitor: Don't punch the new uni'.
Ted: (Still punching the Janitor) Little boy blue, blow your horn... (laughs and leaves)
Janitor: ...he didn't stop.
I don't have a ring, but you can kiss my ass.
Elliot
Elliot: With all due respect Dr. Cox, maybe I should talk to her.
Dr. Cox: With no due respect whatsoever... why?
Elliot: She's a teenager girl, that's a confusing time. Your breasts are growing... not always symmetrically. Uh... you like boys, maybe one gives you a ride home, you think maybe something's going to happen but it doesn't, and that just makes it official that you're a lopsided freak! Happy ending though. Lefty caught up in college.
Dr. Cox: Barbie! I have a finite amount of brain space, and your inspiring story of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory of the 1980 Olympic hockey team's victory at Lake Placid. Miracle on ice: gone.
Elliot: Ah! Well, if it isn't the happy couple! And Turk's here too.
(Silence)
Elliot: Oookay, are we not laughing about this yet?
