Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Cox: Word to the wise there, Astro. Sarcasm does not sit well with the big dog, so consider this a warning, because the next time I hear you mumble some snarky little, passive-aggressive snide, I'm going to look into your heart, pick out your biggest insecurity, and shine the world's largest spotlight on it for the remainder of your natural-born days. Now riddle me this Fido, just exactly why does every Asian person that's passing us by in the hallway here keep giving you the old stink eye?
J.D.: Ohh, you're imagining things.

Dr. Cox: All right, talent show's about to start.
Mr. James: Talent show? I'd love to see it, but I'm too tired to get out of bed.
J.D.: That sucks for you!