Dr. Cox: Did you actually just page me to find out how much tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? J.D.: I was worried it could exasterbate the patient's... Dr. Cox: Its regular strength tylenol. Here's what you do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handfull and throw it at her. Whatever sticks - that's the correct dosage
J.D.: Oh. Look at that. Well, you should put it back down before someone slips and falls. Janitor: Oh, is that what I should do. Good. Because I make most of my decisions based on your opinion. You know what, I'm thinking of splitting up with the wife - maybe you could mull that one over, get back to me? We can powwow?