Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper. Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor? Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!" Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do? Turk: Elliot, I don't know. Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it. Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?
Carla: Oh, babe, I borrowed your backpack this morning and all my change fell out the bottom. J.D.: Maybe someone or something had to gnaw a hole in it to keep from suffocating. Turk: Maybe someone already apologized for that about a hundred times. J.D.: Well, maybe a hundred wasn't enough? I don't know. Dr. Cox: (grabs a Man Card from J.D.'s pocket) Absolutely no lovers' quarrels. J.D.: Dammit!