Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10: "The Baby Shower" Quotes
Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.
George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.
Jerry: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works.
Elaine: What do you wanna know?
Jerry: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?
Elaine: Rarely.
Every woman on the face of the Earth has complete control of my life and yet, I want them all. Is that irony?
George
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
Jerry
Man, it's the ninetiesit's Hammer time!
Kramer
