Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8: "The Heart Attack" Quotes
Tor: What month were you born in?George: April.Tor: You should've been born in August.
He saw that show on anorexia last year; ate like a pig for two weeks!
Jerry
George: What should I do, Kramer?Jerry: Well for one thing, don't listen to him.
Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.
Jerry
Yeah if you're exposed to gamma rays!
Jerry
Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues.
Jerry
My name is Bob!
Kramer
Tor: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.
I'm an eggplant!
George
Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!
Kramer
Hoh hoh hoh, yes! Yes...Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.
Tor
Could it be...luke-warm?
George
