I like to imagine my Outie’s love made with a MILF or two, which is obviously badass, but I do pity the husbands.

Dylan

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Rise up from your deathbed and sally forth, more perfect for the struggle.

Irving (quoting Kier Eagan)

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I could not, with a razor to my throat, be less interested in being your family.

Helly

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If you want a hug, go to hell and find your mother.

Ms. Cobel

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And I shall whisper to ye dutiful through the ages. Your noblest thoughts and epiphanies shall be my voice. You are my mouth, and through ye, I will whisper on when I am ten centuries demised.

Burt (quoting the Lumon handbook)

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