I don't bowl because I can't wear shoes that have had too many feet in them.

Nate

Jimmy: We did this so Nate would meet someone different. She's different.
Lydia: There is different and then there's porn!

Annie: Pick a flavor.
Nate: Am I going to taste it?

Nate: Are you sure you want me to go out with a girl who lists sex as an interest?
Lydia: At least she didn't list it as an occupation.

There's a Tinder for everything. There's even Achin' for Bacon, for women looking for men who look like Kevin Bacon.

Jimmy

You're going under the speed limit in a car that has insane mode.

Jimmy

Nate: I don't want to be set up, especially by my mom. It's weird.
Jimmy: What about your best friend's girlfriend. That's not weird.
Nate: It is when she's my mom.

You know when your feet wear protection your penis doesn't need to because no one's going near it.

Jimmy

Significant Mother Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Nate: I don't want to be set up, especially by my mom. It's weird.
Jimmy: What about your best friend's girlfriend. That's not weird.
Nate: It is when she's my mom.

You know when your feet wear protection your penis doesn't need to because no one's going near it.

Jimmy