Gammy: I just wanted to hear your voice once in a while as proof of life.
Lydia: Text messages are proof of life.
Gammy: Liam Neeson would disagree.

I spent almost 30 years married to a guy in a fancy suit. Now I just want a guy who suits me.

Lydia

I love the way that you take life. Light and sweet, just like your coffee.

Lydia

It's like this week long drug binge and dust orgy with sculptures and body paint.

Jimmy

Lydia: If you think drugs are crazy you ought to try being a parent.
Harrison: Best high there is.

Harrison: Jimmy, you and I are going to use our physical strength to animate Nate's lifeless body.
Sam: That does not sound simple but it does sound awesome.
Lydia: Do you think it will work?
Harrison: Trust me, I've done it before. Twice.

If you wouldn't have knocked me up when I was an actual teenager, maybe I would have gotten some of that reckless behavior out of my system.

Lydia

Jimmy: You're the one who wanted to know what it felt like to be irresponsible.
Lydia: Yes, and it's way less fun than I thought it would be.

Gives me swagger down in my dagger.

Jimmy

Burning Man without orgies is like toast without bread.

Jimmy

You know what else is a blip on the radar? A ship right before some laid back captain sinks it.

Nate

Because I'd like to be sure when I tell my 26-year-old boyfriend he's about to be a father. I don't want to freak him out for nothing.

Lydia