Smallville Quotes
Gotta tell ya, sis, this alternate Earth... it's a blast. Doesn't feel right though. Not having blood on my hands before lunch.
Earth-Two Clark
I often wonder what would have happened to my little traveler if he'd been discovered by the first ignorant farmer that came along.
Lionel
Clark. Calling another woman at this hour. What would the illustrious Lois Lane think?
Tess
Lois: Ok, you know how I hate being all EMO relationship chick. I can't get you on the phone, but Tess can Skype with you?
Clark: This isn't a social call.
Lois: And I am? We practically share a desk chair, but I'm not the real work-wife?
Lois: You've got to be kidding me. Little Mermaid, I dated your prince for like a day.
Mera: It's understandable that you would seek a superior companion. I'm just surprised that powerful men would choose someone with lesser ability.
Lois: Listen squid lips, you don't know anything about me or Clark.
Despite what they say, I think the VRA is going a little less above board and a lot more waterboard.
Lois
You think cause I'm not checking in at the tree house I've gone rogue?
AC
Let me guess. You woke up feeling odd this morning with fang marks on your neck?
Lois
It's not the first time he's gone Che Guevara just to protect the big blue, and lets face it, now that the VRA has all of us looking over our shoulders, team communication has gone from full bars to no signal.
Oliver (about AC)
It's time we took these heroes under our control and proved who's really fighting for truth, justice and the American way.
Slade
Clark Kent and karaoke. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Lois
Jor-El, he's here. Clark's here. Come out, come out wherever you are.
Lois
