Smallville Quotes
In that green getup of yours we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.
Lois
The morning after windsweep was a stinger, but the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head.
Lois
I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.
Lois
Lois: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection?
Oliver: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?
I still have to break it to Oliver, but I won't let a hero give up his world for me.
Chloe
You know, in every epic tale there's always one person who believes in the hero first, someone who helps inspire them to greatness.
Chloe
How bout a little privacy there Blair Witch?
Oliver
Sandwiching your superfriends into the same place as my dad's battalion is a recipe for disaster.
Lois
I won't even bother with the Chinese, because I'd just sound racist.
Lois
I think it's high time we got you a new disguise.
Lois
I feel like I can't believe you did this to my jacket.
Clark
You do not get to whoosh your way out of this one.
Lois
