Martha: Hi, Clark. What are you doing?
Clark: (smashes some logs) Trying to make myself useful.
Jonathan: Hey ,son, we need firewood, not toothpicks.

Clark: The question is, how'd they get inside?
Pete: I don't know. Now stop channeling Chloe and come on.

Pete: Why are you grinning? We lost.
Clark: I know. Pretty cool, huh?

Jonathan: How are you holding up?
Clark: Considering my chores used to take me five minutes and now they take two hours, I'm alright.

I'm sorry, but I find geology even more pointless than algebra. I mean, I could just order these rocks online and have them delivered to my house vacuum-sealed.

Chloe

Lex: Listen, I had no right to question your honesty. All I can do is plead temporary insanity and hope we can find a way to put this behind us.
Clark: Only temporary?

You call sleeping with me business? I hate to think what that makes you.

Lex

Smallville is your test and now you are failing.

Lionel

Clark: I hope all this attention doesn't go to his head. He needs to be careful.
Chloe: Well, you know what, Clark, the second you start throwing people thirty feet, I'll write nice things about you too.

Pete: He's been acting weird lately.
Chloe: Well, okay, Clark's always acting weird, why don't you give me a gauge?

Jonathan: You know what they say: lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Look, my guess is that your powers aren't coming back.
Clark: Maybe being normal won't be so bad; I mean it works for you and Mom.
Martha: Oh, thanks.

Roger: This could make one hell of a story.
Lex: No one's ever going know about this; and if this story is accidently leaked, you and I are going to have a serious trust issue.
Roger: (sarcastically) As opposed to the close, personal relationship we enjoy now.

Smallville Season 1 Quotes

Pete: Statistical fact: If Clark moved any slower he'd be extinct.

Jonathan: I know this has gotta be really hard for you. But you gotta just hang in there like we promised.
Clark: I'm sick of "hanging in there." All I want to do is go through high school without being a total loser.