Allison: This couch smells like death.
Todd: Do not die on that couch. That couch was $17.

Margaret: What have you done to Lyle?
Todd: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's in love with Alex. It's been about a month now. And I think he actually knit that sweater. But I'm sure he can pull himself together like that and find the missing person I already found. Did I mention my need for a 401K?

Todd: Who else at the studio would have wanted James dead?
Roy: Everyone.

Margaret: Allison, honey, do you really think you're a blonde?
Allison: That's your major concern right now when Mr. Iceland is waltzing around your kitchen playing happy homemaker?

I thought you were running to me. I didn't quite realize it was away from him.

Gus [to Margaret]

So Help Me Todd Quotes

Margaret: What have you done to Lyle?
Todd: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's in love with Alex. It's been about a month now. And I think he actually knit that sweater. But I'm sure he can pull himself together like that and find the missing person I already found. Did I mention my need for a 401K?

Allison: This couch smells like death.
Todd: Do not die on that couch. That couch was $17.