South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 2 Episode 17: "Gnomes" Quotes
Cartman: Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?
Kenny: (muffled) F**K you!
This is too much pressure. AHH!!
</i> Tweek
They really have my balls in a juice maker.
Mr. Tweek
They really have my balls in a salad shooter.
Mr. Tweek
They really have my balls in a vice grip.
Mr. Tweek
We've been using these poor kids to pull at your heartstrings for our cause. We're as low and despicable as Rob Reiner.
Mrs. Tweek
Stan: Damn, dude this place is huge.
Kyle: Yeah, it's almost as big as Cartman's ass.
Cartman: (annoyed) No it isn't you guys.
Kyle: Does anybody know anything about corporations?
Cartman: I think my mom is a corporation.
Stan: (sarcastically) Yeah, that makes sense.
(Mr. Tweek keeps talking like a coffee commercial)
Tweek: Dad!
Mr. Tweek: What?
Tweek: The metaphors, man!
Mr. Tweek: Oh, sorry.
Kyle: Do you ever think maybe you shouldn't give your son coffee?
Mrs. Tweek: Why would you say that?
Kyle: Well, look at him. He's always shaky and nervous.
Mrs. Tweek: Oh, that. He has A.D.D., attention defecit disorder. That's why he's so jittery all the time.