Making Him Artistic - South Park
Watch South Park Season 23 Episode 3
"Shots!!!"
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On South Park Season 23 Episode 3, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.

Drumming Up Business - South Park
Watch South Park Season 23 Episode 2
"Band in China"
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On South Park Season 23 Episode 2, Randy believes there will be an opportunity for Tegridy in China and heads there to drum up some business.

ICE Shows Up - South Park
Watch South Park Season 23 Episode 1
"Mexican Joker"
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On South Park Season 23 Episode 1, things take a drastic turn when ICE shows up at the doorstep of the Broflovski house during the season premiere.

Prime Membership - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 10
"Bike Parade"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 10, the boys want to win the Bike Parade but their chances end up in jeopardy when Kenny decides he's going to quit.

A New Fulfillment Center - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 9
"Unfulfilled"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 9, the residents of South Park reacts when it is chosen to be the home for Amazon’s newest Fulfillment Center.

Sharing the Wonders - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 8
"Buddha Box"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 8, Cartman just can’t deal with people any longer as they end up getting in the way of what’s most important in his life.

Looking For Help - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 7
"Nobody Got Cereal?"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 7, Stan escapes from jail but when he heads back to the Farm to get help from his parents things don't go according to plan.

Everyone's In Danger - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 6
"Time to Get Cereal"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 6, the residents of South Park are clueless about how much danger they may be in on the latest episode, "Time to Get Cereal."

Things Get Desperate - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 5
"The Scoot"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 5, Counselor Mackey is desperate in his attempts to hunt down some candy before the day of Halloween but finds none left.

Selling Vape - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 4
"Tegridy Farms"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 4, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman confront the person who has been selling Vape Pens to Kyle’s little brother.

South Park Quotes

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Cartman

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.