South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 16 Quotes
Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
Stan
Stan: I think something might be wrong with dad.
Sharon: Duh, you think?
Don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind, durrrrrrr!
Randy
Oh, I get it. Video stores are so old, they have ghosts in them. Okay, thanks, I get it!
Randy
Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!
Butters: What? Really? But I thought I was totally jealous of him! He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh, i feel so much better!
Kenny: You do?
Butters: Yeah, huh. I like that Ben Affleck guy. He's a good filmmaker. C'mon Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see Argo, Kenny? It's a pretty good movie. Ben Affleck has a lot going for him. Not everything, but a lot. Whoopee!
You shouldn't be able to be good-looking, and be with Jennifer Lopez, and be a good director! alright, alright, fine! Argo is a good movie! There, I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up, but it holds up, gosh darn it! Ben Affleck has everything, grah!
Butters
Tourist Husband: They just pushed on to airplanes and said we weren't welcome any more!
Tourist Wife: Then a little boy called me a skank!
The Mahalo Rewards card is being eliminated. They're trying to say our points are no longer going to be accepted.
Hawaiian Native
Kenny: [Stan reading from letter] He still seems quite angry at times, but luckily his ceremony will finally take place on the morrow.
Stan: On the morrow? What the **** is wrong with Kenny?
Kenny: To wit, I have found nothing wrong with this remote place, and I must admit it will be with some melancholy I will leave this island and return home. I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach too. She had the nicest boobs ever. Humbly yours, Kenneth.
But what does being Hawaiian have to do with me being like an emo chick on her period?
Butters
Why don't you shut up, Dad, and stick it in your ear for crying out loud!
Butters
