South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 18 Quotes
I AMMM Lorde. LAWDY LAWDY LORDE.
Randy
Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?
Mimsy
Oh yeah! And don't forget last year at summer camp you got raped by a shark! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha
Mimsy
I don’t wanna use the girls’ bathroom if anyone can use it. It’s gonna be all crowded.
Cartman
If I could talk to Lorde … I’d tell her not to let people change who she is. If people are making fun of her, it’s probably because they’ve lost touch with being human.
Sharon
We have a problem with cis-gingers who are intolerant … We call them cis-ies!
Cartman
I am Lorde.
Randy
He is not a girl. He is not a man. He is something you will understand. But he would die for me.
Butters
Lorde represents something in all of us. A truth that wants to be heard.
Sharon
Radio Host: Now, this party is also for a good cause, because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes, Scott Malcomson. Is that correct?
Eric Cartman: Yeah, you know, diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malcomson.
Okay, listen up! We have the obligation to make this thing right and tell people what is and what isn't safe to eat. We are the USDA! Without us people would be eating dirt and chairs!
USDA Leader
