Popular Southland Quotes
Chickie: I dealt with it for five years, you can't take it for four hours.
John: When he was drunk, he was funny. If I've gotta hear one more thing about AA, I'm going bring back the Daryl Gates chokehold myself.
All cops have to make judgment calls they hope they won't regret. No cop ever bats a thousand.
Narrator
Lydia: I am really happy for her though 'cause she's got this guy. He treats her nice. He's great. I just never thought that when my 62 year old Mom moved back in that she'd be having more sex than me.
Russell: Well, she couldn't be having less.
Little boot's growing up.
John
I know Russ was your lap dog. Jerk the chain and he'll do whatever.
Josie
Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today, cops never do.
Narrator
Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.
John
I caught a couple of scenes with Mutt and Jeff. I can't figure out which one's the bigger idiot.
Chaz
Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.
John
You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.
John
Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.
Taking a life is a big deal to me.
Ben Sherman
