Popular Southland Quotes
John: Can't put a price tag on man's best friend.
Ben: Sure you can.
They left two things behind, me and the trash.
Kid
Kid: I didn't know cops talked like that to kids.
John: What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
Officer: Does anyone really care that Mel Gibson's compound burns down?
Ben: Not me.
Officer: Guy probably has three other houses where he can beat up his girlfriend.
Hey Boot, how did your parents punish you? Did your Daddy pick the marshmallows out of your hot chocolate or did he just get really disappointed?
Dewey
Celebrity's a bitch.
Narrator
Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.
Josie
Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.
Russell
All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.
Lydia
I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.
Lydia
That guy could charm the panties off a nun.
Josie
Taking a life is a big deal to me.
Ben Sherman
