Lydia: So, Fernandez goes to some management training retreat and now tweedle dee and dumber are in charge of finding a killer?
Josie: Hey, my kids didn't learn to clean their room until I stopped doing it for them.

Sammy: Thanks for coming with me.
Officer: Can't let you face those church ladies alone. Those b*tches are mean. My Momma's one.

I'm a gang detective. I can't have a f*ckin find my friend app on my phone.

Sammy

Reverend: I thought it was a gift from God.
Sammy: Well, I guess God wanted it back.

Sometimes you can't think about. You've just got to make that leap.

Narrator

You'll always be a baby to us.

Dewey

Who wants to come in store with scary, ugly, whore?

Store owner

And today is graduation day. Time to push our little boot ducklings out of the warm nest of their training officers.

Watch Commander

Dewey: It's a sickness. It's deep down inside her genes.
Chickie: Well, she's deep down inside someone else's jeans right now.

Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.

Narrator

I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.

Sammy

Taking a life is a big deal to me.

Ben Sherman

Southland Quotes

It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.

John Cooper

Taking a life is a big deal to me.

Ben Sherman