Southland Quotes
Mariella: You're good with kids.
Sammy: I don't know about that. I think they just sense that I'm one of them.
I find it novel Dewey, every once in a while to give a shit.
John
This man doesn't have a concussion; He has a bullet in his head.
Paramedic
Russell: What happened to Lydia the optimist?
Lydia: She got her ass handed to her by Lydia the suspect.
Even when cops do everything right things can still go sideways. Learning to accept this is a big part of the job.
Narrator
I don't care how mad he was at her. I don't see him cutting her head off and going all Kung Fu Panda on the bodyguard."
Lydia
That guy could charm the panties off a nun.
Josie
I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.
Lydia
All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.
Lydia
Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.
Russell
Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.
Josie
Celebrity's a bitch.
Narrator