Southland Quotes
You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that's got to suck, right?
Cooper
If I dress like you maybe I can have a threesome with some zoo animals.
Sammy
Is the divorcee make over officially underway?
Ben
Give any knucklehead enough ammo and they'll hit something.
Lydia
You leave your gun in Mickie D's bathroom? Somebody use it to shoot up the mayor.
Dewey
She managed to get some very interesting angles with her iPhone.
Ruben
Got to love a pimp. Always looking out for the bottom line.
Sammy
Who wants to go to jail? Who wants to go home?
Ben
If people don't know what gang your from you're just a victim, down here.
Sammy
Gallows humor. Whatever gets you through it, I guess.
Lydia
Officer Ben Sherman is just trying to do the job without losing his soul.
Narrator
He would have been a real bastard if he left me while I was in traction.
Tang
