The average street cop in Los Angeles makes $75,000 a year. It's not enough.

Narrator

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• Added: February 21, 2012

It's important to celebrate people while they're still here.

Tang

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Pranking is an art form. You need to leave it to the pros.

Sammy

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• Added: February 14, 2012

I got a lot of problems, kid. Being gay isn't one of them.

Cooper

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Badge bunnies are predators. I don't go after them. They come after me.

Ben

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• Added: February 14, 2012

I'm hormonal and I've got a gun. Don't mess with me.

Lydia

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• Added: February 14, 2012

You can be who you are without making yourself a walking target.

Cooper

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Take your time. They'll still be dead when we get there.

Ruben

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Cooper: Time flies when your having fun.
Tang: Fun? More like futile.

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• Added: February 14, 2012

How's the fake ID business going?

Cooper

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• Added: February 07, 2012

Ben: I thought you had a dog?
Sammy: My ex has him, along with my kid and everything else.

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• Added: February 07, 2012

All new teeth. Plastic surgery. It's really an upgrade.

Sammy

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• Added: February 07, 2012