Parking enforcement's on the warpath.

Sammy

We have to speak for the dead whether they deserve it or not.

Lydia

Guilt never surprises me. Only innocence does.

Lydia

That's got to be the nicest way anyone's ever told me to shut up.

Cooper

They're going to be scrapping chunks of Ms. Williams out of that car for hours.

Lydia

Mickie D's needs all the help they can get. The McRib is back.

Captain

Tang: My sister would give her left arm for that bag.
Dewey: It looks like somebody already did.

Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars.

Captain

It's a shame to break this up. I feel like the father in Footloose.

Sammy

Gonna shoot out the tires, TJ Hooker?

Jessica

Just head into the light, brother. Oh that's right there is no light where he's headed.

Dewey

I can see why you'd prefer jail.

John

Southland Season 4 Quotes

I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.

Sammy

Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.

Narrator