Stan Against Evil
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on IFCStan Against Evil Season 3 Episode 1: "Hell Is What You Make It" Quotes
Oh, shit.
Stan
OK. So say it is Hell on Earth. It don't look THAT different. The big change seems to be less people, and that just means less traffic and a helluva lot more parking.
Stan
Evie: HEY! Everyone we know and love is GONE!
Stan: Oh, I got a theory on that one's gonna knock your socks off. Gimme two minutes, will ya?
Evie: Wait, what?
Stan: I gotta, I gotta hit the head.
Evie: Can it wait?
Stan: Can it wait. Those were the days!
Barett? OK, it says here that you killed your best friend by impaling him through the chest with a board. Aside from that, how are things goin' for you?
Dr. Edmunds
Dr. Edmunds: So, Evelyn. Would you believe me if I told you that I believe you, and I'm going to do everything in my power to get you out of here?
Evie: Really?
Dr. Edmunds: No. And I really shouldn't joke like that.
Duquette: Did you ever wonder why Evie killed you?
Stan: I just figured "women."
Evie: Hey doctor, when can I get out of these restraints?
Dr. Edmunds: [chuckles] That's funny. That's funny. Humor's important.