Oh, shit.

Stan

OK. So say it is Hell on Earth. It don't look THAT different. The big change seems to be less people, and that just means less traffic and a helluva lot more parking.

Stan

Evie: HEY! Everyone we know and love is GONE!
Stan: Oh, I got a theory on that one's gonna knock your socks off. Gimme two minutes, will ya?
Evie: Wait, what?
Stan: I gotta, I gotta hit the head.
Evie: Can it wait?
Stan: Can it wait. Those were the days!

Barett? OK, it says here that you killed your best friend by impaling him through the chest with a board. Aside from that, how are things goin' for you?

Dr. Edmunds

Dr. Edmunds: So, Evelyn. Would you believe me if I told you that I believe you, and I'm going to do everything in my power to get you out of here?
Evie: Really?
Dr. Edmunds: No. And I really shouldn't joke like that.

Duquette: Did you ever wonder why Evie killed you?
Stan: I just figured "women."

Evie: Hey doctor, when can I get out of these restraints?
Dr. Edmunds: [chuckles] That's funny. That's funny. Humor's important.

Stan Against Evil Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

OK. So say it is Hell on Earth. It don't look THAT different. The big change seems to be less people, and that just means less traffic and a helluva lot more parking.

Stan

Oh, shit.

Stan