I don't need your help. I can see with my ears, like Jesus.

Stan

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• Added: November 13, 2018

Stan: You changed your shirt.
Denise: I did. How did you know?
Stan: I can smell the different thread count screaming at me like a thousand sirens.

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• Added: November 13, 2018

I'm gonna bite your ding dong. [Stan tosses him across the room] I haven't forgotten about your ding dong.

Marty Nubbin

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• Added: November 13, 2018

Sheriff, come out and play-ayyy!

Marty Nubbin

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• Added: November 13, 2018