Stan Against Evil Season 2 Episode 5: "The Eyes of Evie Barret" Quotes
Shop owner: This stone symbolizes the life long entwining of soulmates.
Evie: Haha! I'm very bitter.
Leon: Evie! If I went and got some onion rings, would you want some?
Evie: Aha. Once we identify this handprint, we'll have our killer.
Leon: EVIE! Onion rings?
Evie: Stan, I think I may have killed someone.
Stan: You had me at 'killed.'
Evie: I had a dream...
Stan: Oh, you ruined it!
I just killed a guy! We were fighting, and he had a heart attack. He kicked my ass to death!Leon
Evie: Oh! They found a long gray hair on the leather jacket and guess what was on the end of that!
Leon: Saltwater taffy.
Leon: Paper clips.
Leon: Chewing tobacco.
Evie: Why am I letting you guess?
Leon: Motor oil.
Evie: No. Neurotic flesh, like from a dead person.
Leon: Oh, so we're looking for a dead person who pushes people off of rooves and may or may not work at Jiffy Lube...