Stan Against Evil
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on IFCStan Against Evil Season 3 Quotes
This is all your fault, Stan, because you are messing with powers you do not understand! [grins] I always wanted to say that.
Bill
Anyway, your ex-husband is here again, and he's turning into a caterpillar. No, that's it, hasta luego.
So let me get this straight. In your America, a fake gorilla and a mailbox can't get together. Good to know. Good to know.
Lenny
OK. So the shopkeeper is a demon sent by Echolls. [The Mothra twins snicker and nod.]
Evie
Evie: What's that stuff that makes you throw up?
Leon: That guy on Bravo?!
That is Leonard Wilensky, the town Gorilla.
Leon
It worked! It worked, dad! You can make jello out of wine!
Denise
Fleming: Mr. Miller, I'm going to have to ask you to believe me.
Stan: I don't want to believe.
Stan: Gosh, I'd love to help you, but today's a very bad day.
Leon: What happened?
Stan: Well, things were going along pretty swimmingly, actually, and there was a knock on the door. And when I opened it, there was a whole pack of jackasses.
I just want to carve my butter into a chicken like anybody else.
Judy
Evie: Hey, have you ever heard of the New Hampshire State Bureau of Paranorman Phenonema?
Stan: The NHSBPP?
Evie: Yeah!
Stan: No, but that's what they'd be called.
I'm at home in my kitchen carving butter into a chicken. OK. Where in our texts does it mention Daylight Savings Time, LAURA? It's a pointless Western construct. OK. Fine. I'll be there.
Witch
