Stan Against Evil
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Evie: Touche.
Fleming: It's nice to meet you, Touche.
Evie: No, it's...
Fleming: I know.
Evie: Whatever that thing is, I think it's more powerful than Constable Echolls.
Stan: I know.
This place is big, dark and dangerous. Let's split up into small, vulnerable group.
Nesbitt
Leon: You want pie? I have two.
Stan: No. Boy, I really used to love those things, but one day I bit into one and I found a Band-Aid.
Leon: [throws his pie out the window]
Stan: I was kidding! I'll have that one.
Nesbitt: Like most government agents, I am also a doctor. This is the head.
Evie: How is it you guys are able to walk into any government building and perform an autopsy?
Fleming: [whispers] The trick is to bring your own rubber gloves.
Oh, shit.
Evie: HEY! Everyone we know and love is GONE!
Stan: Oh, I got a theory on that one's gonna knock your socks off. Gimme two minutes, will ya?
Evie: Wait, what?
Stan: I gotta, I gotta hit the head.
Evie: Can it wait?
Stan: Can it wait. Those were the days!
OK. So say it is Hell on Earth. It don't look THAT different. The big change seems to be less people, and that just means less traffic and a helluva lot more parking.
Evie: Hey doctor, when can I get out of these restraints?
Dr. Edmunds: [chuckles] That's funny. That's funny. Humor's important.
Duquette: Did you ever wonder why Evie killed you?
Stan: I just figured "women."
Dr. Edmunds: So, Evelyn. Would you believe me if I told you that I believe you, and I'm going to do everything in my power to get you out of here?
Evie: Really?
Dr. Edmunds: No. And I really shouldn't joke like that.
Barett? OK, it says here that you killed your best friend by impaling him through the chest with a board. Aside from that, how are things goin' for you?
Dr. Edmunds
