Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 5: "Empathalogical Fallacies" Quotes
Delorex: We appreciate the lift.
Cathew: Especially on a ship with such sturdy officers.
Ransom: That’s what I’m talking about. I get off bridge duty at 1300hrs.
Cathew: Ugh, never mind. I like it when they’re hard to get.
Ransom: Oh, come on. Give me another chance! I can be distant and unavailable!
Delorex: Cathew, we’ve been here for five minutes. Let’s maybe check out our rooms before you devour someone.
Cathew: I’ll devour whoever I want, Delorex, you sanctimonious buzzkill.
Mariner: Yeah, good luck getting a message out right now. We’re in full security blackout. No outgoing coms while the ‘Zoids are onboard.
T’lyn: No communications, and yet alcohol and merrymaking are permitted? Everything about this ship is illogical.
Rutherford: Why don’t you take a break and come to the Betazoid party?
Boimler: I can’t! I’m a Lieutenant Junior Grade. I can’t just go around not knowing everything.
Mariner: Wait, is everybody getting weird all of a sudden? Why am I yelling?
T’Lyn: This crew is always weird and yelling.
Slam Poet Security Officer: Worf. Worf. Worf. / Torn between worlds. / A warrior. / No! A farmboy.
Shaxs: Hope you can handle slam poetry, Lieutenant.
Slam Poet Security Officer: The son of Mogh. / CLANG goes the bat’leth against the armor of your heart!
Freeman: Would you ladies mind joining me in sickbay? My provisional lieutenant thinks you’re telepathically ill.
T’Lyn: That is not how I would’ve stated it, but the captain is accurate.
Time to shred those party girls into brisket.
T’Ana
We gotta stop her. She took an oath not to consume patients.
Mariner
Y’know, when Boimler turned twenty-five, he got so worked up, he grew a mustache. [sighs] Ah, it was sad and hilarious.
Mariner
Katrat: I do not have a drinking problem! It’s just part of my undercover character.
Cathew: Then you must be undercover all the time!
Great work, you really Vulcan-ed it up out there. Now, we’re stuck in a stupid closet with no way to help. I wish I could roundhouse kick this situation in the face, but I can’t! It is one of those rare types of problems that can’t be kicked.
Mariner
