Female Romulan: Subcommander V’Reck takes pleasure in our misery. Hopefully, he doesn’t get too comfortable for soon my plans will come to fruition and his life will be ‘disrupted.’
Male Romulan: You are betraying Subcommander V’Reck? That is a pity because I am already betraying him and my plans will come to fruition first.
Female Romulan: Please. Don’t make me scoff. Your plans are barely even schemes.
Male Romulan: You wouldn’t know a scheme from a conspiracy!

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Boimler: We put a lot of lightyears on these orange slabs. I promised myself I wouldn’t get emotional.
Tendi: Aw, how could you not? We spent so much time – hanging out, staying up late ranking captains by cuteness, swapping bodies because of those cosmic rays…
Rutherford: [shudder] We learned too much about each other that day.

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Tendi: Need any help packing?
Mariner: No thanks. Ransom’s just going to knock me back down to ensign anyway.
Boimler: He promoted you last week!
Mariner: I just heard him bragging to Shaxs that he’s messing with me.
Boimler: What? Why?
Mariner: I mean, who knows? His brain is like the only part of his body he doesn’t work out.

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I’m going to become an insubordination supernova and control my own fate.

Mariner

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Why is there a room between two holodecks?

Boimler

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Rutherford: Wait, I can just ask for stuff I deserve?
Billups: I guess.

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