Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Episode 3: "In the Cradle of Vexilon" Quotes
It’s just embarrassing. I’ve been fine for millenia, but now I can’t even control my monsoon seasons.
Boimler: If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to come to me or Provisional Lieutenant, Junior Grade, T’Lyn who’s on hand in case any science stuff happens.
T’Lyn: Anything that has ever occurred IS science stuff.
T’Lyn: Statistically, ensigns serving under recently promoted commanders are more likely to experience death and/or dismemberment.
Boimler: DEATH?
T’Lyn: Yes, and/or dismemberment.
Tendi: I wonder how Boimler’s doing down there on his mission.
Mariner: Oh, he’s either doing great or super overthinking it and getting sweaty.
Rutherford: What’s hazing?
Mariner: It’s a prank dressed up as team-building that nobody really likes.
Rutherford: Well, that doesn’t sound very Starfleet.
Freeman: I see the problem. Your operating system’s out of date.
Vexilon: That would explain it. There was that weekend when my creators evolved into fifth dimensional energy beings and left me on my own.
Boimler: Did we complete the mission?
T’Lyn: Yes. You were the only fatality.
Boimler: [coughs] Yup, feels like it.
