Boimler: Well, someone’s gotta do it.
Mariner: Uh, do they? Cause last time I checked, no one’s ever signed up for Starfleet at the recruitment booth.
Tendi: I did!
Mariner: Shh, you’re not helping.

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Boimler: I know it’s not super exciting, but it’s our assignment. What are you going to do?
Mariner: Hm, complain the whole time and make it twice as miserable?
Boimler: Ah, that is your specialty.

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Rutherford: I haven’t slept in a week. Keep having the same crazy nightmare.
Tendi: Ooh, the one where you’re in a new timeline with Kirk and Spock where they have cinematic chemistry?
Rutherford: Uh, I wish.

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Mariner: Starfleet! Getcha Starfleet! We got new worlds! They’re strange and they need seeking out!
Boimler: Wow, it’s crazy to hear you, like, actually trying.

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Starfleet! Getcha Starfleet! Prepare yourself for Warp 10 excitement! Discover the Undiscovered Country!

Mariner

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Mariner: You must’ve screwed up pretty bad to end up here.
Petra: Sure, why leave the big, fancy ships, just for a life of freedom and non-violence?
Mariner: Starfleet isn’t violent!
Petra: Well, tell that to the Romulans, the Klingons, the Cardassians…
Mariner: They attack us! It’s self-defence!
Petra: Oh, right. You guys totally aren’t a pseudo-navy, at all.

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This isn’t a ship. This is a seat strapped to an impulse engine.

Rutherford

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Rutherford: How come you never tried to take over before?
Young Rutherford: I did, dude! Haven’t you noticed this thing is always bugging out? Your programs turning against you? Behavioral shifts?
Rutherford: I did like pears for a minute.
Young Rutherford: I love pears! That was me trying to get my body back.

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Young Rutherford: Tests are dumb. How about something a little more interesting? A race. Both of us build our own ship. Winner takes the brain.
Rutherford: And the loser?
Young Rutherford: Gets erased. Dude, come on, keep up.

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Tellarite: Do you ever get to touch mummies?
Petra: Constantly. And you never have to go back in time to save Earth!
Mariner: That only happened… like, FOUR times. Five, tops.

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WITHOUT STARFLEET, NONE OF YOU WOULD EXIST! WE DON’T WANT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE KLINGONS AND THE BORG! WE JUST WANT TO EXPLORE AND STUDY F*CKING QUASARS! BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!

Boimler

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Young Rutherford: I was always so angry. At everything. But you… all that rage is gone.
Rutherford: Can’t we merge and just be both of us? All our memories combined?
Young Rutherford: Nah, then we’d both be gone. Sometimes, it’s better to grow.

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