Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 Episode 7: "Where Pleasant Fountains Lie" Quotes
Queen Billups: Son, are you saying the problem is beyond your engineering acumen?
Billups: No, no, okay no. We'll just have to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.
Guard: You can run your full diagnostic along my bottom up, my liege.
Mariner: Stupid Agimus. Now we got nothing to eat.
Agimus: It's fine. My scans indicate you could lose a couple pounds anyway.
Mariner: Excuse me? Oh, you're going to go there?
Boimler: Mariner, don't engage. Remember?
Boimler: Mariner, drop the computer.
Mariner: Nope, you are on time-out until you stop siding with the enemy.
Queen Billups: I have to admit, I'm impressed. Seeing you in your element finally makes me understand why you love this 'Starfleet'. One could say I'm even... What's the word?
Billups: Proud?
Queen Billups: I'll only be proud once you take my place on the throne. But today, I'm satisfied.
Billups: The Hysperian throne is vacant. My people need a leader. They need a king. And I must perform the royal copulation. I don't have the luxury of being your chief engineer anymore.
Freeman: Are you sure you want to do this?
Billups: No, I have to do this.
Queen Billups: Raise a glass to King Andirithieau who, at this very moment, is destroying his virginity.
Rutherford: What? No, Billups loves his virginity. I mean, he loves being an engineer.
Rutherford: I've got to stop Billups from doing the do.
Queen Billups: You're too late. My royal guards are trained from birth to skip foreplay.
Boimler: You've been Boimed.
Agimus: But, no, you plugged me into the navigation console. I control this ship!
Boimler: Buddy, we're not even near the nav console. All you control is the dimmer switch.
Tendi: I guess there's just going to be times every now and then when it seems like you died, huh?
Rutherford: Heh, that's Starfleet.
