Star Trek: Lower Decks
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I put people into that simulation so they can learn how to deal with defeat.
Shaxs
In thousands of simulations, that's literally never happened before.
Ransom
Tendi: You really don't care about moving up in rank?
Mariner: Been there! Definitely over it. Whenever you think for yourself, they knock you back down.
Boimler: Y'know, for someone who claims to hate rank, you certainly bring it up a lot.
Mariner: Yes, I'm very complicated. Thank you.
The senior officers are all up here. Then you've got Engineering, Science stations, all sorts of Ops around here. Ops, Ops, Ops, storage. Ops...actually, there's like a ton of Ops. It's like, guys, I think we have Ops covered.
Boimler
So, yeah, we kind of sleep in a hallway. It's a little disappointing but eventually, when you rank up, you get your own room. We're pretty close to the showers which is nice. Does get kind of musty, though. Which is weird because the showers are sonic.
Boimler
Mariner: Let's go check out the holodeck.
Boimler: She doesn't have time for that.
Mariner: How do you know?
Boimler: Because I'm her liaison.
Mariner: Yeah, then what time is it? And don't check because if she doesn't have time, then you should know what time it is. Otherwise, you're just trying to sound important.
Rutherford: I would kill to work on the deflector dish. Most of my day is spent repairing food replicators.
Barnes: They really break that often?
Rutherford: Only when you get food in them.
Mariner: Computer, load Mariner program, 'All Nude Olympic Training Facility'. You might want to back up a bit.
Tendi: Wow. This is a very detailed program.
I thought you were like a boring worker drone. And you are. But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. And inside that weasel, might be a tiny human being.
Mariner
Who has time for romance when there's a level two diagnostic just sitting there, waiting to be run!
Rutherford
Captain Freeman: I've had enough. I'm throwing her in the brig.
Admiral: We already tried that. You know it doesn't work. She loves the brig.
Admiral: Everything all right, Captain Freeman? I heard you had some sort of rage virus?
Captain Freeman: Ransom tried to eat a guy. We're fine.
