Lisa: Why did you come?
Danny: I wanted to say, whatever happens, I’ll be here.

Lisa: I’m really sorry I’ve been distant lately.
Veggie: You have because you thought I was going to propose.
Lisa: What?

Danny: Why would you do that?
Lisa: I don’t know.
Danny: You don’t know. There’s no reason. You just said…
Lisa: Of course, there was a reason!
Danny: Then what’s the reason? Lisa, tell me the reason. What’s the reason?
Lisa: Because I thought that you deserved better. I could see that Chloe was using you, and you didn’t deserve that because I just met you, but I could already tell how kind and funny you were. And because I liked you.

Veggie: I’ve never found it easy with words.
Lisa: I know.
Veggie: I’ll always be your Veggie, Lisa, for as long as you want me to be.

I’ll be your mirror, Lisa. I see the real you. I do. The warm, kind, funny, certifiably crazy person who would do absolutely anything for anyone. Like, steal someone’s engagement ring so they don’t make the biggest mistake of their life. When you need someone to remind you of how great that person is, I want you to call me.

Danny

Lisa: I’m not sleeping with him, Veggie. Am I?
Veggie: No. It would make more sense to me if you were. I don’t think you know what it’s like for your partner to come alive as soon as you go to bed. It’s like I sleep through all of your shine. I wish you were sleeping with him. At least I could be angry, you know. We could work through it, but I don’t even know what the problem is, let alone how to fix it.

Lisa: We should go dancing, like right now. What’s stopping us?
Danny: Well, me. Hello. I’m agoraphobic.
Lisa: But you left the flat to come and find me.
Danny: But that was, well, that was different.
Lisa: Well, how?
Danny: Well, because you needed me.

Chloe: Who does that? Proposing at someone else’s wedding and still managing to screw it up.
Danny: It was in my pocket.
Chloe: It’s not about the ring, Danny. I was never going to say yes.
Danny: Why?
Chloe: It’s so clear to me now. I’ve outgrown you. I thought we were going down the same road together, but the truth is, you’re going nowhere. Nowhere I want to go, anyway.

Lisa: Oh, I’m like you now.
Danny: No, to become like me, you need a very special kind of dumping. The kind of humiliation that literally keeps you up every single night.

Danny: You’re great with Poppy.
Veggie: Yeah.
Danny: You’ve got a steady job, haven’t you, which is great in this economy. You own your own home.
Veggie: Good sense of humor?
Danny: You own your own home. And you’re Veggie, most importantly. You know, there’s only one of those, and he’s standing right here.
Veggie: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Thanks, Danny, for everything.

Amy: You were watching me sleep.
Danny: I was standing…yeah. Okay. Sure. I was, but not in like in a creepy way.
Amy: But is there a non-creepy way to watch a woman sleep?

What I’m saying is we’re all trying our best, you know. Most of our life, we walk around feeling like we don’t fit in. That we’re just letting people down just by being who we are. But all it takes is that one person, you know, to see you. To really see you and decide that they want to be with you no matter what.

Danny

Still Up Quotes

Lisa: I saw this ad for some new pills called Snoozers. Extra strength for proper insomniacs. I should see if I can get some while I’m here.
Danny: No, don’t. They don’t knock you out. They just make everything taste like cabbage.

Lisa: So, is that your plan for the next month? Every time he’s outside, you’re just going to crawl around in the dark?
Danny: Yeah, I’m committed now. And, you know, on the bright side, think of all the money I’ll save on lightbulbs.