David: You can borrow my bicycle if you like.
Danny: Thank you, David, but I don’t think that’s going to get me there quick enough.
David: You can take the basket off.
Danny: Right. Wait, does that make it faster?
David: I don’t know. I’ve never taken the basket off before.

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Please, brain, let me do this one thing.

Danny

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• Added: October 12, 2023

Cab Driver: That your girlfriend, is it?
Danny: What? Ah, sorry, no, we’re just, we’re mates.
Cab Driver: Yeah, if you say so.

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• Added: October 12, 2023