Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Season 2 Episode 7: "Return" Quotes
Kendall: I am not sending you a picture of my dick. Okay? No. No. Why?
Naomi: I need it for my records. I can't say this clearly enough. Dick pic.
Kendall: I hear you.
Naomi: Diiiick pic! Dick pic! Diiiick dick dick pic! Dick pic! Dick pic!
Kendall: [laughs] OK, fine, fine, fine. Fuck you, fine. Jesus. Fuck. [Naomi laughs merrily] I mean, how do you even do this?
Are your nips hard? They must be because you are so out in the cold.
Roman
Good. I like a boring bastard flying me. Serge always looks as if his dick's still wet, and he's gonna give me the name of a good fuckin' pinot.
Logan
The next Zucker fucker comes along and swallows you whole, shits you out as an app.
Rhea
As execs. OK. Well, Shiv thinks she's smarter than she is. Roman could actually be good, but, um nowhere near right now. Kendall's, I don't know. It's like you put him in a big diaper, and now he can shit himself whenever he likes. He has all the shots, but he doesn't know when to play them. I, I don't know.
Rhea
Dude, are you, like, talking yourself hard right now?
Kendall [to Roman]
Rhea: You can't blame her for her lack of experience.
Roman: Well, sure you can. Just watch. You'll get the hang of it.
Logan: You wanna stay over or what?
Rhea: Oh. OK. I wasn't expecting that.
Kendall: OK. Well, uh, I think, I think Naomi wants me to take her to the Regents Park Zoo. Apparently, we're in a fuckin' Simon and Garfunkel song, so um, I'll travel to mom's...
Logan: I think we should do a bit of brainstorming.
Kendall: Uh huh.
Logan: Yeah. Will you come with me?
Kendall: As in?
Logan: Down to the boy's family.
Kendall: Right. I mean. Yeah?
Logan: Yeah.
Kendall: Oh. OK.
Logan: We should stick together on this; don't you agree?
Do you know nothing of the company you're supposed to be taking over? You know, Waystar? Waystar Royco. We do hate speech and rollercoasters.
Roman
Shiv: I've managed to get myself into this situation where what does my dad think is my entire fucking universe.
Rhea: Well, I mean, maybe, maybe isn't now the fucking time to just let him know, you know, that you have options?
Shiv: [chortles] Uh, yeah, sure, but I can't bluff him.
Rhea: I happen to know there's a media operation in need of a dynamic new CEO, and I happen to know Nan Pierce has a certain regard for you, and I happen to know she wouldn't mind putting a sharp, burned stick in your dad's cyclop's eye.
You know, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Our stuff. We give them a bit of a laugh, some decent TV to watch, news that doesn't talk down to them. Good fuckin' people, nice fuckin' folk.
Logan
