Suits
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on USA NetworkSuits Season 8 Quotes
The truth is I'm not backing down because I think I'm better than Alex Williams, and I'm not going to say that I'm not.
Samantha
Eric: You're suing Greyscale?
Samantha: I'm not, the federal government is.
Eric: Bullshit, you don't represent the federal government.
Samantha: According to the false claims act, if a company defrauds the United States, any attorney can sue to reclaim those damages.
Gretchen: Are you saying you're going to give me a raise?
Donna: No. You just lost this firm a huge client.
[They laugh]
Gretchen: Don't tell me.
Donna: You were right. They did demand that Alex fire you. He refused.
Gretchen: No, I can't let that happen.
Donna: What?
Gretchen: I'm going to tell Robert it was my fault. I'll retire. Maybe that'll save Alex's client.
Eric: Samantha Wheeler. Normally I'm happy to see a former colleague. Just, not one that walked out the door with half our business.
Samantha: Then you're really going to hate it when I attack what little business you have left.
Sheila: Louis, we hit the jackpot.
Louis: You mean publisher's clearing house?
Sheila: I mean we don't need the sex phone anymore.
Louis: Oh, my god.
Sheila: You hit the bullseye.
Harvey: Let me guess, Samantha told you what I'm about to do.
Donna: Yeah, she did.
Harvey: Oh, so she keeps shit from me, but shares it with you.
Donna: Oh, don't make this about her, she does what she wants, just like you do.
Harvey: You're taking her side?
Donna: I'm taking my side because you may be done with this case, but she's going to keep working on it, because unlike you, she cares about my reputation.
Harvey: You think I don't care about you? You're in your position because I put you there.
Donna: No, Harvey, I'm in my position because I fucking earned it. Now, if you want to talk about things you did, you authorized me to negotiate this deal, and if you don't honor it, Fox is going to tell the world, and how is that gonna go the next time I try to come to an agreement with anyone?
Harvey: It'll go fine because he has no integrity. Nobody will believe him.
Donna: Okay, let me put this in words that you'll understand: I have integrity. You let him go, you're making me look a liar.
Harvey: You want to talk about a liar? He lied to my face.
Donna: And so have a thousand other clients. You were just waiting for an opportunity to let him go.
Harvey: Because we never should have taken him on in the first place.
Donna: Well, we did and like I said, you drop him, you're making me a liar, and I don't care if the rest of the world knows it or not: You'll know it, and I'll know it. You go ahead and do what you want, you always do anyway.
Sheila, I know we're trying to conceive, but I can't have sex with you right now. I just ate an onion bagel.
Louis
Louis: Harvey, our relationship needs tending.
Harvey: Our what needs what?
Louis: We need to work on our relationship and we need help doing it.
I've already had seventeen oysters. Who says I can't have an eighteenth?
Donna
Just say the first thoughts that come to mind.
Dr. Lipshitz
[Harvey puts his head in his hands.]
Harvey: Situations change, and you make adjustments.
Louis: This isn't a change of situation. This is you taking my client.
